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This is WhiteCat..

and this is PandaDog...

Place. Hell. - Day Morning

WhiteCat : tapioca
PandaDog: hahahahhaha
PandaDog : WhiteCat.. if u found anything on life.. or u ever stumbled upon some written form of life facts... lexicons.. subtle and nuances for instance.. forward it to me.. thanks
PandaDog: look in ur emel
PandaDog: thanks
PandaDog : got meeting with puan Singa-Girl... c ya latter
PandaDog "D

2 hours later

PandaDog : r u there
PandaDog : r u there
WhiteCat: yup
WhiteCat :terkejut i
PandaDog: hi
PandaDog: i nak tanya u laa..
PandaDog: apa pendapat u terhadap my immediate boss
WhiteCat : who?
WhiteCat : cik D
WhiteCat : she's ok wat
PandaDog: ok ..
PandaDog: ok??
PandaDog: takpe lah
PandaDog: never mind
WhiteCat : tapi i dun think i click with her dat much
WhiteCat: she's ok wat
PandaDog: thanks
WhiteCat: its not dat i dun agree with her on many things
WhiteCat: its just dat.. well, give her some slack.. she's not married, and yet she's not getting younger, and she's not the type who "mingles socially"
WhiteCat: y?
PandaDog: i always got the blame upon her work..
WhiteCat: y?
PandaDog: seolah2 dia nak escape the work.. i dont know
PandaDog: im new perhaps
PandaDog: and i dont really understand how the culture of working here goes...
PandaDog: in fact i think i kinda understand why our SINGA-MAN becomes so Grumpy
WhiteCat: well
WhiteCat: maybe u still haven't got the hang of it
PandaDog: i dont know, maybe......
WhiteCat: dun get me wrong, but HELL's working culture is a bit different.
PandaDog: seems like im doing blunder.. and mistakes a lot..
WhiteCat: i myself didn’t quite got used to it the first two months
PandaDog: i dont know and confused between right and wrong.
WhiteCat: u just have to learn to adapt tho. it takes hard work adapting to a new environment
WhiteCat: takpelah
WhiteCat: dun think so much
WhiteCat: ur going off 4ur DPA later
PandaDog: usually it is not as hard as this
PandaDog: yeah
PandaDog: hey, d'ya know what...tomorrow should be my last day of working
WhiteCat: after dpa then get a re-think
PandaDog: re-think?? whaddaya mean?
PandaDog: do i have any CHOICE?
WhiteCat: re-think meaning tukar division ke
WhiteCat: yes, my friend. u do have a choice
WhiteCat: it's just whether ur actually gonna get it or not
WhiteCat: heheh
WhiteCat: and also on how hard you've worked at getting that other choice
PandaDog: i feel like im stucked in a box
PandaDog: how hard of getting that choice.. hmmmm
PandaDog: and how do i channel my appeal ??
PandaDog: feels like im unimportant... insignificant..... worthless.. "melukut ditepi gantang!" PandaDog: if u know what i mean
WhiteCat: dun think of it now la.
WhiteCat: u can find out more after dpa.
WhiteCat: bkn i tak nak bgtau u how
PandaDog: i dont expect for limelite or red carpets.. or any trophy.. i just want to make sure either things of what im doing at the moment is right or wrong.
WhiteCat: even if you go direct to pengarah tak semestinya dapat
PandaDog: yeah i know
WhiteCat: ok now?
WhiteCat: i bought myself a book yesterday
WhiteCat: but none of them chic lits
WhiteCat: "The Little Book of Scientific Principles, Theories and Things"
WhiteCat: Loved it the first time I laid eyes on it
PandaDog: wow. that sounds really cool!
PandaDog: Dale Carnegie’s will never bore me. .. ;D
WhiteCat: Mahal wo... RM38.. Isy.. tutup mata je lah
WhiteCat: i got one on Dale Darnegie
PandaDog: Mitch Albom also do too... i love his "Tuesdays with Morrie" and “Five People You’ll Met in heaven”
WhiteCat: still havent finished reading it yet
PandaDog: Billy Lim's Dare to Fail is also Intersting..
WhiteCat: Mitch Albom - dunno, but read blurbs on those books. yep.. interesting
PandaDog: i used to read Lillian Too's Feng Shui.. and found out more craps than facts .. Superstitious freak
WhiteCat: D2F.. okay gak.. really inspiring
PandaDog: yerp
PandaDog: I dare... i fail.. yet ... i make an outcome.. (more failure..)
WhiteCat: "ur tenant are ur jewels".. by some chinese lady.. quite an interesting read. book so expensive lorr.. wat masa ni tak dpt beli laa..
WhiteCat: i hate lilian too
WhiteCat: i know
WhiteCat: i dun believe in it
PandaDog: "ur tenant are ur jewels" <-- u r the second one who recommend this book.. WhiteCat: i wanna be a property owner one day WhiteCat: meaning, i wanna make ma own dosh dat way WhiteCat: PandaDog: "ur tenant are ur jewels" <-- u r the second one who recommend this book.. >>> REALLY? TAK SANGKA LAH PULAK!
PandaDog: yeah..
PandaDog: “unsangkarable” things do happens.. S**t Happens too...
WhiteCat: unsangkarable?? -- >> LOL WhiteCat: S**t Happens too --- >> You 'think' so?
PandaDog: i do clean my FOXHOLES every morning..
PandaDog: i dah kena palitannye dis morning
WhiteCat: PandaDog: i do clean my FOXHOLES every morning.. >>> huh?
WhiteCat: PandaDog: i dah kena palitannye dis morning double huh?
PandaDog: yeah.. if u know what i mean ..
WhiteCat: haha
WhiteCat: tak pahamlah PandaDog
PandaDog: tak pe takpe...
PandaDog: i pun tak faham
WhiteCat: bagilah paham
WhiteCat: hahaha... lawaklah u
PandaDog: [Change of topic] saw Sad this morning.. well .. as usual.. that the only thing that give new meaning at this HELL... while others?.. Demeaning and Irritating... not to forget... we have our 'Singa'.. ready with mouth wide open to chew ur head..
PandaDog: at (x)th floor..
PandaDog: nyaris i kena.. at least i ve escaped half headed....
WhiteCat: singa?
WhiteCat: hehe
WhiteCat: jahat u
PandaDog: the other half got chewed.. and i am badly severed .. emotionally WhiteCat: how chewed is chewed?
PandaDog: i dont know.. but im now monocular
PandaDog: instead of binocular
PandaDog: ahhahahahhaahhahahh
PandaDog: if u know what i mean.....
WhiteCat: "A slice of toast sliding off a plate or table has a natural tendency of landing butter side down"
WhiteCat: if u know wat i mean
PandaDog: i dont know what u mean... but i really want mine with icing!!
WhiteCat: wait, 2mrw is ur last day?
PandaDog: yes it is my dear
WhiteCat: emm..

[Tipical Malaysians.. on Money]

WhiteCat: i hate my landlord
WhiteCat: she is such a friggin cow!!! aaarrgghhh..! the devil in her!
WhiteCat: sorry, but i just had to say it out loud
PandaDog: emm i ve posted new "thing" at my blog.. u should read.. damn i feel good again
WhiteCat: y'know wat? i can say mean things to stupid things at immature grown ups
PandaDog: really?
PandaDog: i thnk it is pretty kind o cool
WhiteCat: like for her, i can easily say she must be deprived of shags cuz she's been behaving very badly and so menuduh membabi buta
WhiteCat: i know gurls, espesh yg bertudung shouldnt be saying mean things like dat
PandaDog: emm.. that shuld have appen...
WhiteCat: but if they deserve it, then so be it
PandaDog: who could have stopped "chicken's- Farting-arses" (if u know what i mean!) from farting aye mate? WhiteCat: ya lorr. WhiteCat: WhiteGoateiGuyFrSwk hates it whenever i say things like dat,. i dun blame him cuz i myself dun like saying it
WhiteCat: anyway, wats ur blog?
WhiteCat: i thot u deleted it
PandaDog: my new blog
PandaDog: blooddy bugger
WhiteCat: ok. its ending december. and she's hounding me pasal sewa rumah.
WhiteCat: and she went, 'if ct tak byr sewa umah, then makcik mintak ct cari umah lain bln depan.."
WhiteCat: f*ck her the social discriminator..!
PandaDog: yeahh yeahh.. that is tipikal malaysian..if it is money concern everything become soooo important.. even sex is dulll at that moment..
PandaDog: soo malaysian sooooo malaysian
WhiteCat: padahal i dah bayar awal bulan tau! and i told her that i've paid, i cant believe it that she just friggin accused me of not paying it and then had the nerve to ask me to find a new place
WhiteCat: as if her place is the "place to be in"
PandaDog: did u have any receipt..?
PandaDog: u should have one if it means proof of payment then?
WhiteCat: she shud be embarrased to have THAT bloody shack as her house
WhiteCat: yeah..
WhiteCat: i'll shove it up her stinky arse the moment i see her
PandaDog: atta gal .. go get it
WhiteCat: she'd done similar things b4, and i buat xtau jer
PandaDog: Tapiocaa tapiocaa
PandaDog: why dont u try to look for a new place?
WhiteCat: and wats pathetic? the silly woman is anti sabahan
WhiteCat: the hell with her
WhiteCat: PandaDog: Tapiocaa tapiocaa >> haha
PandaDog: i see
PandaDog: easy there girl
WhiteCat: i am trying to look for a new place
WhiteCat: since a month ago
WhiteCat: but still havent got a place
PandaDog: emm
PandaDog: what about NiceGirlFromSwk?
PandaDog: have u asked her? Afterall u quite “rapat” with her
WhiteCat: and the rent is only RM150 [dah kira mahal for a shoddy place like hers] and even the monthly maintenance is RM50
WhiteCat: usually landlord byr. but in her case, its us
WhiteCat: she is so stingy.. omg, PandaDog
PandaDog: hmm..
WhiteCat: i could go on and on and on saying mean things abt mean and discriminating and ridiculous and impossible ppl
WhiteCat: so lets change the topic
PandaDog: never mind.. i love it
WhiteCat: haha.. my temper pun tak leh dilayan sgt.. so inappropriate of me
WhiteCat: hahahah
PandaDog: im thinking of putting what we re saying here in my blog if u dont mind
WhiteCat: my dad, who imam's quite often at the local mosque at my place, wud be very crossed whenever i start to say ugly things to mean ppl. .....

the conversation ends here due to lunch hours came.. we went out.. but all of this interesting bilateral thing... fades away.. as im so busy .. eating..and laughing...

P/S: "Black... im so sorry u couldnt got your Leave Approved.... Shove the application all back to Mr.Kap Lam's Ass up buddy... by then.. he should've understand the importance of leave.... Payback dude .....payback.."